Faux Hairstyles

Its not a fauxhawk Itz a faux cockatiel

Actual conversation while I was making this one (this is what happens when you are with other people’s kids):
Kid: “Is that your boyfriend? Or your husband?”
Me: “NOOOO!!!”
Kid: “Who is he?”
Me: “Mike Green.  He’s a ‘hockey player’.” (So I used the term loosely, so sue me.)
Kid: “Do you want him to be your boyfriend?”
Kid: “Why not? He’s rich right?”
Me: “Yeah, but he’s not very smart…”