Hi, you’ve reached Eden’s voicemail. I can’t come to the phone right now as I’m stuck on a multiple-day field trip with high school theatre students. Their overdramatic tendencies and general excessive volume prevented me from being able to see either last night’s game or the final episode of HBO’s 24/7. I’m stuck in a place called Normal with a bunch of theatre students which seems like over-irony and as much as I like theatre and grew up in it, less than twenty-four hours in and I remember why I got out. If you don’t hear from me by next Friday, the students have sacrificed me to Steven Sondheim and my ticket for the Nashville Predators/Philadelphia Flyers game on January 14th will be available. Contact the Powers That Be on this site for that. If I do get out alive…well, please leave me a message.