Photo Essay

This is an old picture, but I recently ran across in on the internet and couldn’t help but notice that it’s like one of those Facebook pictures that people edit or crop to serve their own agendas: Look!  Richie’s such a BMOC: Look, they’re a couple: Wait, they’re a couple: They’re a couple: Another couple (ha ha): Wait…

Faux Hairstyles

Actual conversation while I was making this one (this is what happens when you are with other people’s kids): Kid: “Is that your boyfriend? Or your husband?” Me: “NOOOO!!!” Kid: “Who is he?” Me: “Mike Green.  He’s a ‘hockey player’.” (So I used the term loosely, so sue me.) Kid: “Do you want him to be your boyfriend?” Me: “NOOOOOOOO!!!” Kid: “Why not? He’s rich right?” Me: “Yeah, but he’s not very smart…”