This guy may be sitting in front of you but I can promise you he won't be holding up this stupid sign (for the entire game)

Contest: Win free Phillies tickets

Just what makes that little old ant think he’ll move that rubber tree plant? High hopes of winning free Phillies tickets, that’s what. And you have high hopes of winning them too. Yes you do. You do. So, how does this work? It’s easy. All you have to do is to order a shirt or poster from our store to be entered to win the tickets. As long as 10 orders are placed by Wednesday, May 1, we will give away a pair of tickets! If we reach the goal, we will randomly select a winner from the people who …

Hockey's best toothless smile

Contest: Give us your feedback for a chance to win a shirt

So, we’re running a contest. Here’s the deal: We are making a shirt that includes Bobby Clarke, Ian Laperriere, and Sean Couturier. We need a fourth Flyer to add to the list with a great gap-toothed grin. That’s where you come in. Leave a comment below with your best suggestion and a link to a picture of the smiling, toothless Flyer. If your player gets chosen, you — meaning all of you who picked the same person — will get a chance to win the t-shirt you had a hand in creating. Remember, the rules are simple: You must leave …

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Win up to $300 in prizes in a free, one-night fantasy hockey league

We are running our second one-night fantasy league with DraftStreet.com this Thursday night. Registration and participation are free and you can win up to $300 in prizes. It’s kind of a no brainer. It requires little effort on your part, costs nothing, and the chance of winning is much higher than playing any form of the lottery. So you’ve got that going for you, which is nice. And the best part is that you can win cash every single day.  You draft a team for one night and get paid out as soon as the games end that night.  DraftStreet.com is at the …