Giroux Problems

Flyers, Doctors and Clergymen Baffled by Giroux Scoring Woes

6 games into the 2013-14 NHL season and Flyers captain, Claude Giroux, has only registered one assist. That is because he has forgotten how to score. Literally. “I, uh, get on the ice & uh… I feel like I’m missing something,” said Giroux after practice on Monday. “A what? goal?” Giroux said when asked if he forgot how to score a goal, “Goal? Goal? Goal? Goal? Go-al? Go-al? G-oal? Goa-l? I’m sorry, I just don’t understand that word.” The Flyers, eager and anxious to see their all- star center scoring again, have put together a team of Doctors, specialist, eastern …