This guy may be sitting in front of you but I can promise you he won't be holding up this stupid sign (for the entire game)

Contest: Win free Phillies tickets

Just what makes that little old ant think he’ll move that rubber tree plant? High hopes of winning free Phillies tickets, that’s what. And you have high hopes of winning them too. Yes you do. You do. So, how does this work? It’s easy. All you have to do is to order a shirt or poster from our store to be entered to win the tickets. As long as 10 orders are placed by Wednesday, May 1, we will give away a pair of tickets! If we reach the goal, we will randomly select a winner from the people who …